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Doctor Chess has just entered his secret garage. Professor Chess

(no relation), with white hair and beard, the epitome of car

mechanics, is cleaning his hands with industrial cleaner.

 

Doctor Chess:

Professor, besides being one of the greatest chess

adventurers, you are definitely the greatest car man whoever lived.

 

Professor Chess:

Doctor Chess, youíve got good taste.

 

Doctor Chess:

Well, what did you do to which one?

 

Professor Chess:

I replaced the heater core and all the hoses in the Cammie

 

 

and serviced the transmission including the Lightning Rods Shifter on the Hurst.

 

 

Doctor Chess:

Check these out.

 

Professor Chess:

Eight-Track tapes still in their wrappers?!

 

Doctor Chess:

Picked Ďem up in London. Paul got Ďem for me.

 

Professor Chess:

Doc, youíre the only guy on the planet who wonít

play anything in the Cammie this side of í67.

 

Doctor Chess:

Itís a í67 Camaro isnít it?

 

Professor Chess:

You are a purist. Anyway, I'm glad you solved that Eight Track problem.

 

Doctor Chess:

Speaking of problemsÖ

 

 

Professor Chess:

Donít worry, itís all taken care of. The next clown that tries

to follow you will be in for quite a surprise. Here catch!

 

Doctor Chess:

Great! Titanium, razor-edged  Paper Footballs!

These will shred through truck tires!

 

Professor Chess:

And through the headlights at 200 miles per hour will be NFL footballs.

 

Doctor Chess:

Did you adjust the ďDonít touch that button!Ē button?

 

Professor Chess:

Here it is.

Doctor Chess:

Perfect. By the way I need a doubles partner for

a single "sudden death" chess game in Tibet.

 

Professor Chess:

Same as before? One million?

 

Doctor Chess:

Each.

 

Professor Chess:

Iím in.

 

Doctor Chess:

Get the helicopter ready. We leave in twenty-two hours.

 

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Doctor Chess:

 Here are the Super Chess blueprints, Professor. They include the NFL-ization of chess, Super Castling, and the new identifications on a three level board. As usual, you have the liberty to innovate. If I don't make it to the new millennium, you know what to do. And put your name on it. I don't want it traced back to me. Cool?

 Professor Chess: 

Ok, Kid.
 


 

 

2000 A.D.

 



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